Friday, May 30, 2008

...the number you have dialled has been disconnected...

..morning..

I hate KL pedestrian. Even though I am one. Can I run down one with my car? Would I be arrested? Hm. Don't think so.

*office*

"Good morning, XYZ company."
"Hallo, I thought you want to come over yesterday?"

Shit. How can I forgot?

"Alamak, sorry la. I was called for a discussion.. bla bla bla.."

You know, it really suck if you missed an appointment. What does that shows you? An incompetent person and a liar. Hahahahaah... wow, that is some kind of a reputation to live up to!
Truth is, I don't have a organizer. Funny, for a sales person like me not to have an organizer. But I hate organizer. I am not an organized freak. I don't jot down appointments, I keep it in my head. And when I forget one, I will start banging my head. Because, it's not working, you see? Dang...

Why not putting it up on my blog..? Hmm... not a bad idea..

11 am - DRC Meeting with T.M.L (Menara Citibank)
12.30 noon - Lunch Appt with H.E.S (KLCC)
3.00 pm - Collect SLG Agreement from T.C.P.B (Jalan Riong, Bangsar)
4.00 pm - Discussion on MPLS with B.P.M.B (Jalan Sultan Ismail)

Fuh! One whole day... by the time of my last appointment I sure look like belacan. Smelly, but still tasty... :P *guffaw*

Busy busy busy. Answering phone calls. Entertaining. Fighting. All sorts of things.

Case 1:
"Hey.. I think there is a problem with my phone line."
"Why?"
"I tried calling for MAS hotline number but no one pick up."
....
"Dearie, can you still hear the tone when you pick up your phone?"
"Errr.. yes."
"When you dial, can you hear the dialing tone?"
"Yep..."

(Dalam hati : THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR PHONE ITS THE DAMN MAS AIRLINES IVR WHICH IS NOT WORKING!!!)

"I see... I think there is a problem with MAS number lah dear.." Smile.. Smile..
"Oh.. is it...OK Thanks!"

Crap.. *smacking head with phone receiver*

Case 2:
"Hello, I think my fax line is not working."
"Okey, can it receive incoming fax?"
"Yep."
"Outgoing?"
"Nope."
"I am now checking your account. OK, clear, not suspended..so, have you reported to our call centre?"
"Oh, kena report?"
....
"Okey try like this, try plugging the jack to a phone and try making outbound call. If it is not working, please call my call centre."
"Eh, fax line and phone line same meh?"

(TAKLAH, LAIN, FAX LINE BOLEH KUAR KERTAS HITAM PUTIHHHHH, PHONE LINE BOLEH KUAR SORE, GARAU KE, MERDU KE.. AAARGHH.. SAMA LA...)

".. sama dearie.. try dulu and give me a call after this.."

...toot toot toot...

So between meeting clients, I do a lot of other things as well. All for FREE. You want to try? Call my direct number now. :) You'll see...

1 comment:

Amirizzuan said...

well, basically those are just ignorant customers (whereby i cannot detailed it down to malaysians because later i'll be called racist).

maybe it's the bell-curve law i guess, and unfortunately some your customer is the ones that fall under the stupid group. hehe.